Dorcas

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 2, 2010

Look, I know that this name was rather popular in the past, and I also know that it has some bullshit religious connotation. ┬áBut that was probably before the terms “dorkus” and “dork” became heavy ammunition in verbal playground warfare. ┬áThese days, naming a kid Dorcas is about akin to sticking a permanent “kick me” sign right on her fucking forehead.

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Anonymous February 7, 2011 at 12:56 pm

dork ass

What assholes would subject their children to this?

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Helga May 6, 2011 at 5:00 pm

It’s in the Bible, but still . . .

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Antonia October 8, 2011 at 7:14 am

Another old, traditional name that should be left alone!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 8, 2011 at 7:15 am

Should be left alone? I totally agree. Leave it alone. Don’t ever use it or bring it up again.

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SalubriOutcast April 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm

And so is Dick…

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Kristen November 14, 2011 at 11:43 pm

How will this individual ever be able to get a job?

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Kathleen November 27, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Ha! I actually met a Dorcas. I rented her a car, legit, saw her license and her credit card. First thing I thought was the Simpsons when Bart told Lisa her scientific name is ‘dorkus malorcus’

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