Well, we’ve finally gotten to the bottom of the barrel, folks. Sure, there will be others crawling around the sludge-worn bottom of said name barrel, but none will ever be lower. To fucking actually put pen to paper and write this embarrassment down on your child’s birth certificate form and then send it in to the government for approval, reeks of the inability to raise any sort of human being (and/or pet, for that matter). I sincerely hope that Abcde finds it in her heart someday to tell her parents to fuck off. Fuck right off and go straight to hell.