This fanatical couple want to name their kid after a 4th year Major League baseball player named Ryan “The Hebrew Hammer” Braun. Great idea.
Here’s an idea — why not name him Ryan? Hell, name him Hebrew Hammer! Anything but Braun. Why? Google Braun and you’ll see that just about every result mentions Hitler, as his mistresses name was, of course, Eva Braun.
The moral? Braun is a great last name for a Jewish baseball player or a mistress of a guy that slaughtered Jews — but a bad first name.