by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 19, 2010

This fanatical couple want to name their kid after a 4th year Major League baseball player named Ryan “The Hebrew Hammer” Braun.  Great idea.

Here’s an idea — why not name him Ryan?  Hell, name him Hebrew Hammer!  Anything but Braun.  Why?  Google Braun and you’ll see that just about every result mentions Hitler, as his mistresses name was, of course, Eva Braun.

The moral?  Braun is a great last name for a Jewish baseball player or a mistress of a guy that slaughtered Jews — but a bad first name.

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meh December 9, 2010 at 12:18 am

Isn’t that a brand of toothbrush?


Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 11:52 pm

Braun is an aftershave, I think.


Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 11:53 pm

And a line of shavers.


Sequoia January 24, 2013 at 2:48 pm

“Braun” is German and means “brown”, it’s an usual surname in Germany and also a German brand.
The Braun Company produces electric stuff and so on, but as a name…?


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