Ambrosine

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 11, 2010

I don’t know about you all, but to me, Ambrosine sounds like some sort of ointment that would be used to treat sore muscles.

The “meaning” of this one claims that it is the feminine form of Ambrose.  Isn’t Ambrose bad enough in the masculine form?  Do we really need to feminize it and hang it on a baby girl?

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Artemis February 4, 2011 at 7:55 pm

This reminds me of the Pokemon Mamoswine (a wooley mammoth/pig hybrid) :p

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(Something Clever) April 13, 2011 at 12:23 am

They might as well have named her/him booze.

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Shea November 30, 2011 at 10:38 am

The doctor prescribed me Ambrosine for my infection. Christ, what a shitty name.

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Kay January 26, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Sounds more like a sleep aid rather than something for an infection.

Don’t drive or operate heavy machinery until after you know the effects of Ambrosine.

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Charlie July 2, 2014 at 7:35 am

I agree with Lemonjello. It sounds exactly like pain relief ointment to me. On an slightly unrelated note, One of my best friends back in high school was named Benjamin Gay the Third. For obvious reasons, he refused to answer to Ben. We used to call him Third as a gag. He goes by his middle name now.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 2, 2014 at 9:37 am

Didn’t the first 2 get their asses teased enough to end that shit?

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Charlie July 2, 2014 at 6:01 pm

Apparently not. For some reason common sense goes right out the window when something is a “Family tradition.” At least in that family anyway.

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