Cooklyn

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 6, 2010

Wait — it gets better.  They call HER Cookie.

I could collect these shit names for 100 years and will still shake my head when I think about of these insane parents.  I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.  Unfortunately, too many people have gotten used to it.

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knowall besserwisser March 9, 2012 at 7:55 am

To the kitchen, woman!

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Hyena of Ice September 28, 2014 at 9:36 pm

Well we hit the trifecta, here. Apparently they took the surname “Cook” (which wasn’t absurd enough), then tried to feminize it by adding “Lyn” to the end, as usual. You know, because Cook is clearly a masculine surname, seeing as all the famous people with it were guys.

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