Voltairine

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 3, 2010

Voltairine sounds like the by-product of a vampire fucking a transforming robot. ¬†What will her nickname be — Volt?

This crazy bitch is dead set on naming her kid Voltairine.  Welcome to nerdhood from day 1, little Voltie!

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Dante Hicks August 4, 2010 at 12:05 am

UGH! Curse those enabling bitches and their clunky middle name suggestions. Cabbage Patch dolls came with better names.

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Fred September 13, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Here’s a couple of names I have come across. Lawn-Nette, yes that’s right – defined as “A small piece of grass” or a really stupid name to call your daughter.
Another one? Uraynian. Yep, that’s it. Evidently a couple loved 50’s sci-fi so much they named their girl after one of the fake named planets!

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Anonymous December 7, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Maybe the parents are fans of Voltaire? I have no idea *facepalm*

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Eva February 23, 2011 at 5:23 am

Voltarine is a brand of medicine in Australia.

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Antonia October 8, 2011 at 7:20 am

Voltarine is an unusual name in France, presumably honouring 18th Century author Voltaire. But I find it absurd even in French, and most people now are to stupid to even associate it with Voltaire, so it’d be entirely awful. Saying that, it’s pretty awful even when you can explain it away with Voltaire!

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