by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 29, 2010

Wouldn’t you know it — this incredibly bad name is from a kid on a reality show.  Not surprising in the least.  Any parent that would name their child Earth is craving attention, and a reality show offers them that attention that they need — as does naming their kid stupid, attention grabbing shit.

Go take a look at the names of some of the kids on reality shows.  It’s no coincidence that the attention whores who sell their families souls to Hollywood are also the ones naming their kids shit like Five, Wolfie, Falcon and Earth.

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Rebecca August 27, 2010 at 9:28 pm

When he gets together with his siblings Fire, Wind, Water and Heart, they gain the power to summon Captain Planet.


Artemis January 14, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Ha, ha, I remember this kid on Wife Swap! the family was a bunch of crazy hippies who lived on a crappy boat


SlimJim June 3, 2011 at 1:20 am

When she turns 18, she can simply add an “a” to the end to rename herself “Eartha”. Let’s just hope that she has sense enough to do this.


Ergo Nomic December 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm

HAHAHAHA @ the Captain Planet reference!!


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