Pluto

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 28, 2010

Holy crap.  Just when you think it’s safe to go back into the water…

Pluto wasn’t even good enough to remain a fucking planet.  Now people are naming their kids this shit?  Good God.  If this is a legitimate name, then I suppose we’ll also be seeing the likes of Mars, Neptune and Milky Way running around the playground.  God help little Uranus.

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Grackle January 6, 2014 at 6:26 am

So s/he’s either the non-planet or Mickey’s non-anthropomorphic dog. Nice.

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Charles January 22, 2014 at 11:05 am

Yet another case of let’s show the world how smart we are by talking a name from Roman Mythology. Only problem is, do you really want a kid to be named after the Lord of the Underworld? And if you do, do I really want to know you?

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Charles January 22, 2014 at 11:07 am

I meant taking by the way. Stupid Auto-Correct.

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Hyena of Ice April 2, 2015 at 5:07 pm

This kid is going to get annoyed with the tendency for people to break into arguments with each other about Pluto’s status as a planet every time they hear his name…

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