Avigayle

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 27, 2010

Avigale will have the following conversation no less than once per day for the rest of her entire fucking life:

Stranger:  “Abigail”

Avigayle:  “No…it’s Avigayle”

Stranger:  “That’s what I said.  Abigail.”

Avigayle:  “No.  AVIGAYLE.  With a V.  And a Y.  A-V…no V.  As in Victor.   I-G-A-Y-L-E.  Avigayle”

Stranger:  Hmm.  Interesting name.

Not so bad once or twice, but I promise you she will get really tired of that shit by the time she reaches 30.

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:36 pm

It’s how you’d pronounce “Abigail” if you taped your bottom lip to your tongue.

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lady danvers carew February 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm

A girl at my school is named Abiyy. Pronounced Abby

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