by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 22, 2010

Instant stripper name.

Even the “official” meaning of Jazlyn admits that it is totally created out of thin air, meaning nothing.  It’s simply a smash-up of Jaz and Lyn.  As awful as it is, I’d almost rather have full disclosure that it’s made up like this one, rather than some asshole trying to bullshit me about what their kid’s name means.  There’s nothing worse than someone trying to explain to me that [Insert shitty name here] is legit just because it means something in some other language.

The only thing an “out there” name means is that your kid will suffer for it.

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Lindsey June 17, 2014 at 1:18 am

I think this name is sort of cute…but more appropriate for a pet!


Geoff September 27, 2014 at 12:00 am

Rule 1. You have to apply for a licence to use a z in any name other than Zoe
Rule 2. Except for the end of a name (eg Sally) you have to apply for a licences to use a y in a first name (except Yvette. Yvonne and, only if you’re French, Yves)
Rule 3. You have to prove, in writing, that you have seriously considered the implications of giving your child a name that makes her sound like a porn star.


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