by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 15, 2010

Paxton is a great last name.  Just ask Bill Paxton who, of course, is remembered for his stellar cinematic performance as bullyish older brother Chet in Weird Science.

It’s also a fantastic name for a town.  Just ask the great folks of the sleepy little town of Paxton, Massachusetts.

But it’s a shitty, shitty first name.  This lady named her boy Paxton, and now people are letting her know that it’s a shit name.  Of course, she boasts that it doesn’t bother her at all.  That’s the problem with these people…they just don’t get it.  IT’S NOT ABOUT WHETHER IT BOTHERS YOU, WOMAN!!!!!  Think of your KID for God’s sake!

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Samantha July 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm

First off, I am ( ) .. Second, you ( ) absolutely disgust me. How does, what people choose to name their children, effect your life (or lack of)?! If I want to name my child Paxton, that has absolutely NOTHING to do with you. If I want to name my child Fluffy or Boob, it still has NOTHING to do with you nor would I care at all what you or anyone else thinks. What I do care about is the fact that you make a list like this, vulgarly dissing these names so that maybe some kid who goes to school with Paxton happens to read this and repeat what you say or maybe Paxton himself will stumbles across this. Talk about crushing a child’s self esteem, over a name? Really?! People like YOU are the only ones who make any name “unacceptable” For all you know, this could be my deceased grandfather’s name, talk about disrespectful. I could definitely go off and find simple ways to insult you too (trust me, at this point you’ve given me many ways) but I am not nearly as ignorant as you put yourself out there to be.


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2010 at 10:52 am

First of all — fuck your dead grandfather. If this really was his name, then your great grandmother was an idiot too. It seems to run in your family.

Secondly, you’re right. You can name your kid whatever you want, just as I can make a website that points out how fucking ignorant you are to name your kid something stupid. It goes both ways.

Lastly, you claim not to care what me or anyone else thinks, yet you seem to be quite worked up over here on a website that you purport to despise. If you truly have no regard for what I think, go back to I-Need-Attention-Land and make up some more shitty names.

(Friendly Tip: In the future, before calling someone else “ignorant”, you may want to learn the correct usage of “effect” versus “affect”, as well as some basic rules of punctuation and sentence structure. It will probably help your cause to not look ignorant yourself).


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2010 at 11:08 am

LOL…I just checked Samantha’s links up there, and guess what? She removed her original post about little Paxton from the site where I found her shitty name idea. I assume it’s because everyone that responded to it agreed with me.

Hey Samantha — if you’re so fucking proud and don’t care what people think, why did you remove your post from that site? Chicken shit…


Bill April 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm

Check out this lady’s site:

Paxton really is an unusual first name. I’ve met this woman and will tell you that for a woman who stands about 5’0″ in bare feet, she’s got her act totally together. Whether that’s a result of dealing with a name like Paxton or just being smart, who knows.


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