by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 13, 2010

God damn.

I previously posted about a child named Danitee and how if she became overweight, even in the slightest, she would be called “Danitee The Manatee.”   These motherfuckers cut out the middle man and named their kid Manatee.  MANATEE!  Do you know what a manatee is?  It’s a fucking sea cow.  A gigantic, fat, slovenly ocean beast.

Seriously…I can’t think of many more damaging things to name your kid.  Dirty-Ass-Crack maybe.  Shitface probably.  But other than that, Manatee is right up there.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Lee September 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm

maybe there kid was such a fat whale of a baby they couldn’t think of any other name! lol Surburban could have sufficed! :)


Morticia December 15, 2011 at 11:31 pm

This is a joke, right??? Naming your kid after a gigantic sea creature???


Lindsey June 22, 2014 at 5:42 pm

It was given to a girl…not that it’s better as a boy name. Manatees are cute, but definitely sea cows.


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