Cinnamon

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 12, 2010

I have never met a Cinnamon.   I figured, until today, that there were only maybe a half dozen or so in existence.  I mean — sure no more than 10 people decided to plant this crap cake on their daughter…right?

Dead wrong.  Get this — there are over 1,500 people named Cinnamon in the United States alone!  FIFTEEN FUCKING HUNDRED!  There are over 30 in Georgia alone!  Holy shit!

If Cinnamon is becoming more popular, I shudder to think what the next step will be…

{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

Marty July 12, 2010 at 10:41 pm

In an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, it is revealed that Robert’s ex-wife was a stripper called Cinnamon. Yeah, it’s definitely a stripper name.

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Gabriel March 10, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Muffin sounds better

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Connie June 17, 2011 at 3:41 pm

David Brown named his daughter Cinnamon. (Yes, Cinnamon Brown.) And then he convinced her to kill her own stepmother and attempt suicide so that he could carry on a relationship with his dead wife’s underage sister. So if you name your kid Cinnamon, there’s a 1 in 1500 chance that you are a sociopathic child molester.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 17, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Agreed.

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Casey Kahlenbacher November 9, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Poor kid wwas born a stripper or porn star

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unknown April 3, 2015 at 9:15 am

This website is stupid who ever made this get a life

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Lemonjello Redenbacher April 4, 2015 at 6:50 am

Got one! Thanks!

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Deb December 6, 2011 at 1:44 pm

I went to school with a girl named Cinnamon. Since I’ve known her since kindergarden, it was not until late in my 20s that I realized it is kind of an odd name. If you’re used to it, you really don’t think about it until someone points it out to you. (by the way, she has never worked as a stripper, porn star, or hooker)

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Cinnamon December 15, 2011 at 2:53 pm

I happened to be named Cinnamon. My father was a “Mission Impossible” fan.
The actress Barbara Baines character was–Cinnamon on the television show.
So no -I am not a stripper, porn star or murderer.
I am a Mom, Wife, Sister, Friend–That just so happens to have an unusual name!!!!!!

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Sig January 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

What if her last name was roll? That would be pretty cool, or absurd, Cinnamon Roll.

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Vash April 5, 2012 at 8:22 pm

God… What is wrong with the U.S….. Is Europe safe away from this… SHIT!?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher April 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I don’t think so, but if you prove to me that it is, I’ll move back to Europe!

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Cinnamon, also November 12, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I am also named Cinnamon (on my birth certificate) after Barbara Bain’s character on MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. I have also never been a stripper, hooker, porn star or murderer. “Cinnamon” as a stripper name is no different than “Jasmine,” IMHO. Just because you’ve heard of a few strippers with that name doesn’t mean that every “Cinnamon” is a stripper.

When I was young, I really didn’t like my name because it was so different and kids made fun of it (but, this was in the 1970s when there were very few “interesting” names in my school). Once I went off to college in San Francisco, I went back to using my real name & I’ve never gone back to anything else. I get compliments on it all the time, now, and it’s really worked out from a business networking perspective (people remember you, immediately). I’m actually fascinated to know there are 1500 of us out there!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 14, 2012 at 8:07 am

Couple of things – you’re right, Cinnamon is no more of a stripper name than Jasmine. They are both equally extremely stripper-ish.

And did you say San Francisco was where your name was not made fun of? Like, THE San Francisco? Maybe – just maybe – that’s because people were distracted by the 7 foot tall tranny running around campus, juggling foreskins while riding a unicycle made of unicorn bones. Or, as everyone probably called him, Professor Smith.

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Trista February 4, 2013 at 12:46 am

Cinnamon is also a porn star name lol. Well apparently her name is actually Sinnamon Buns. Sounds familiar right?

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Ulek Batang November 22, 2013 at 2:16 am

I will name my kid cardemom

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Cinnamon March 17, 2014 at 8:32 pm

Third Cinnamon here! Also named after Mission Impossible. I hated the name as a kid but it has grown on me for the most part.

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cinnamon May 12, 2014 at 6:25 pm

My name is Cinnamon and I haven’t always loved it, I am happy to have a unique name that everybody remembers! I have met three other cinnamon’s! I’m not a porn star or a stripper…….im a nurse!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 14, 2014 at 10:32 am

A sexy nurse, by chance?

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Cinnamon June 28, 2014 at 1:19 am

I am Cinnamon as well, but its spelled differently. I hate my name. I actually go by a nickname. I was named after a character on Facts of Life played by Stacey Q.

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Anonymous June 24, 2015 at 2:00 pm

Be proud of your name . I love it. If I had thought of it I would
Named my daughter that. Or sonni or summer. And she said
She would have loved either one.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm

No she wouldn’t have.

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Anonymous July 23, 2015 at 4:02 am

I think your the only porn star around here making websites making fun of people’s names so I reckon you better shut up as lemonjello redenbacher is a weirdish name as well so I think you should get a life and stop trying to cyber bully people with cool names and I know that this is just your dumb blog name and I am a cinnamon and at least cinnamon sate tough so yeah ☺️ Have a nice life, if that’s what you call it

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Someone better then you July 23, 2015 at 4:05 am

How do you know you dumb blogger go living on your own stupid pitiful life, if that’s what you call it

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 23, 2015 at 8:50 am

AM NOT!

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HiHoHiHo September 3, 2015 at 5:15 pm

I know someone who has a cat named Cinnamon. Ridiculous name for a person, though.

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Anonymous January 20, 2016 at 7:07 pm

Yeah my name is Cinnamon, spelled Cynnamon actually..not a stripper, either. Ppl are stupid it was rough growing up being called stupid names by stupid kids grow the fuck up

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 4, 2016 at 2:01 pm

Or, alternatively, maybe don’t name your fucking kids Cynnamon? Just a thought…

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