Doctor

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 10, 2010

Holy mother-loving-SHIT!  A living, breathing human being named Doctor.

If you want your kid to be a fucking doctor, you don’t name him doctor.  You name him George, or Winston or Marshall or some shit like that.  Naming him Doctor will just get him SENT to the doctor  — multiple times from playground beatings.  And, com on — Dr. Doctor?!?!  Did the parents not pick up on the fact that if their kid does fulfill their prophecy, he will instantly become a Thompson Twins lyric?

I stumbled on this ridiculousness in an article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution about crazy names in Georgia.  There will be plenty more Stupid Kid Name additions from this treasure trove of parental stupidity.

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Marty July 12, 2010 at 10:45 pm

I found “Fartuna” in that AJC name search thing. Great, name your daughter after two smelly things.

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Artemis December 21, 2011 at 9:54 pm

My nephew’s name is George! Hooray, he’ll be successful! ;)

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