Princess

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 9, 2010

I have run across many a canine named Princess.  I have also heard many children called Princess as a ridiculous, ego-inflating nickname.  But I believe this is the first time that I have actually read about a girl whose real name is Princess.

But wait — it gets better.  You see, Princess is a twin.  And as you may have guessed in the split second since I told you she was a twin, her twin sister has a ridiculous name too.  Even more ridiculous than Princess in fact.  You see, her twin sister’s name is…wait for it…Queen.  Yep — Queen and Princess.

I wonder if Princess will have an inferiority complex when she’s old enough to understand that a Queen ranks higher than a Princess.  And isn’t a Princess usually the daughter of a Queen?

Put to rest this incestuous, monarchical nameset!

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Katie September 3, 2011 at 4:17 pm

My mum said there’s a girl called ‘Princess’ at the hotel she works at… o.o
There are a bunch of other weird names, too…

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Jones :P January 17, 2012 at 11:02 pm

my dog was named princess before i got her…i changed it.

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Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:30 pm

omigawd xD herp derp

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