Prophet

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 7, 2010

Wow.  Nothing like putting a massive burden on the little feller’s shoulders from the second he’s popped out of your arrogant vagina, huh?    This lady says that her better half wants to name her boy Prophet.  Yep.  As in, “an authoritative person who divines the future.”

Silly hubby!  That name is ridiculous.  You should go with what your wife wants to name him, the more reasonable and well thought out name…wait for it…Llonen!

Advice to little Prophet/Llonen — get the fuck out of there while the gettin’s good.  Preferably before they get their hands on that birth certificate.

{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }

Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:28 pm

might as well add “Jesus” to the list

Reply

Leave a Comment

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree

Previous post:

Next post: