It has happened. We have finally went all the way down inside of the shitter and started using pet names for our kids. Pepper is a perennial dog’s names, and now it’s being used on human children.
You can bet your ass, folks, that Pepper is merely the beginning of another sickening trend. Rufus, Spot, Fido and Fluffy are sure to follow. Prepare yourself to have a Muffin or a Chopper in your kid’s class. Mark my words…this shit’s gonna happen.