by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 1, 2010

Say it aloud.  Tarquin.  It just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

Yeah — in the same way that a fresh corpse rolls off of a gurney while being removed from a hillside murder scene.  Both produce thudding noises that land on your ears and create a universal, “Ouch.  That was a fucking mistake that someone’s gonna pay for” reaction from those in the vicinity.

Tarquin is allegedly from the Roman era (get with the fucking times, people…will ya?) and means…well…no one quite knows according to this link.

So, it sounds like shit and means nothing.  But hey…YOU didn’t think of it, and MY little angel will be the only one at his boarding school to have the name, so it’s WAY fucking special!

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penelope November 13, 2010 at 3:33 am
Artemis January 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Tarquin the Proud was the last king of rome- he was kicked out after his son raped Lucretia… not a very good name


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