Say it aloud. Tarquin. It just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
Yeah — in the same way that a fresh corpse rolls off of a gurney while being removed from a hillside murder scene. Both produce thudding noises that land on your ears and create a universal, “Ouch. That was a fucking mistake that someone’s gonna pay for” reaction from those in the vicinity.
So, it sounds like shit and means nothing. But hey…YOU didn’t think of it, and MY little angel will be the only one at his boarding school to have the name, so it’s WAY fucking special!