Larklynn

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 11, 2010

I tried to say this one out loud and my tongue became tied in a Farrimond friction hitch knot.

I will never understand why people name their kids something that the kids themselves won’t even be able to pronounce until they are in junior high school.

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Anonymous June 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Lachlan is a gaelic/norse name, meaning, man from the north.
It is a name still given to blond boys in the western highlands of Scotland.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm

What the fuck does that have to do with anything I said?

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Anonymous June 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm

I only wished to point out that this silly name may have been based on the name Lachlan.
But, you are American and (by default) rather ignorant/stupid yourself, so perhaps I shouldn’t have bothered.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 18, 2010 at 5:50 pm

You’re right. You shouldn’t have. Your superior foreign intelligence is irradiant to my meek American mind and therefore I was surely confused by the fact that you mentioned a name entirely different than the one posted.

Go back to your dung hut and sulk.

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Anonymous June 18, 2010 at 6:08 pm

If I had a mud hut I’d be delighted with it, as long as there was no oil under it.
I sure your nation is proud ro have a nice son like you. Er, what may I call you? Bacher is German, perhaps Heiny would suffice in the meantime, until we get to know each other better.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 18, 2010 at 6:11 pm

“I sure your nation is proud ro have a nice son like you”

Learn how to fucking type and/or spell before you start calling people ignorant.

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Anonymous June 18, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Oh dear, is that the best you can come up with? I am disappointed Heiny.

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Anonymous June 19, 2010 at 5:41 pm

Mein kleiner Sohn, where have you gone?

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Anonymous February 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

I think any jackass knows that Lachlan is a Gaelic name, but this is a post about the name Larklynn. Even if it’s “based on” Lachlan, it’s still a stupid contrived name.

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