Hollister

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 5, 2010

And it’s a little girl, of all things.

I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen more Hollisters, what with that annoying fucking clothes company plastering their name all over teenaged pant-asses.  Same with Abercrombie, Fitch, Pink and Juicy.  I suppose there’s still time…

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Casey Kahlenbacher November 9, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Sounds like something a pregnant teenager would name the poor kid

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Hunter May 20, 2015 at 6:11 pm

A hillbilly farmer named Hollis
Used possums and snakes for his solace.
His children had scales
And prehensile tails
And voted for Governor Wallace.

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