Titan

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 3, 2010

Someone named their little boy Titan.  As in “Clash Of The.”  How special they must feel.

Titan is, of course, from Greek mythology.  It’s also a type of condom.  Which do you think the 6th grade boys will discover first?  Yeah…I thought so.

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George M. April 27, 2011 at 3:25 am

Even funnier is if Titan winds up being short, or even a midget.

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Lindsey July 11, 2014 at 2:21 pm

I like Titan, but would probably reserve it for a big, badass dog. My ex-husband wanted to use it and spell it Tytan. His children (besides our son Bishop) are Lexa, Brixley, & Koven.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 14, 2014 at 6:23 am

Congrats on your divorce from that crap cake.

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Laura Ampora April 14, 2015 at 9:47 pm

Kids will beat him up, or “Attack on” him, if the parents of said other kids are otakus.

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