For Chrissakes we get it, okay? You are the trendiest parents in all the land. The name Parker is “cool” and “edgy” — and really “special.” He’s a fantastic accessory to your Mercedes SUV and country club membership. He’ll play lacrosse with Trevor and eventually marry McKenzie after becoming smitten with her at her debutante’s ball.
But guess what? You’re not as trendy as you think you are, because these days there’s at least one little Parker in every god damned classroom in the country. And I’m guessing that your Parker will have at least 3 friends with the exact same name at his boarding school.
Take your McKenzies and your Parkers and shove them straight up your ass, people!