Ocean

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 26, 2010

Billy Ocean = exceptionally cool.  Ocean = not cool at all.

My guess is that little Ocean’s folks are tree huggers.  Who else would name their child Ocean?  A sea captain possibly.  Maybe even a marine biologist.  Of course, if they did they’d be just as guilty of heresy of acceptable nomenclature.

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mywillowtree November 10, 2010 at 9:58 pm

There is a kid were I work called O’Sharnn.

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Holly August 3, 2014 at 3:49 pm

This was the name of one of my worst enemies. What was shocking was that her parents and younger brother all had normal names (I don’t remember her parent’s names but I know her brother was named Ryan). Whenever I heard the four year old say her name, it sounded way too strange to hear.

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HattoriKid February 11, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Ocean… I can hear the sex jokes already:
A: Hey, did you seriously hook up with her?
B: Who?
A: Ocean, man!
B: Hellz to the yeah, I did! (sidenote: because apparently kids talk like this these days)
A: Well??? How was it man? Did she cum?
B: Yeah… like an ocean.
A and B: <>

Seriously, I’ll be calling this baby by a nick name. I refuse to go around calling out “Ocean” while looking for an actual human being. At least it’s “Ocean” and not “Ohsean” or “Ohshun” or “Hoshean” (that’s a silent H, because silent letters are big these days, SMH).

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