by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 17, 2010

This is pronounced “beed.”  Fucking beed.

“Hey Bede!  What’s up Bede?”

Sounds nice, doesn’t it?  And do you want to take a guess as to which gender ol’ Bede is?  You got it — a boy.  God help him.

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Eva May 17, 2010 at 7:38 pm

What’s gonna be next on the list?? Shyt? Shythead? Oh i’ve got one….someone’s gonna name their kid Doctor….you know, since the parents never amounted to that status….just make it so that everyone HAS to call your kid Doctor lmao!


Yurik Hunt May 24, 2010 at 8:04 am

Bede is a pro surfer from Australia. Bede Durbidge. Currently ranked 8th in the world. But you’re right, crappy name.


Anonymous June 19, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Northumbrian, One of the most distintive voices of the dark ages.


Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:45 pm

Forever to be known by schoolmates as Anal Bede.


Katie July 7, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Bede just sounds like Bidet… the nice toilet appliance which you wash your backside with.


Antonia October 8, 2011 at 7:27 am

Nice history (8th Century Poet, the Venerable Bede). Terrible name


annoymous December 10, 2012 at 11:23 am

Bede is a great name…. :/

seriously it’s a pathetic name. :)


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