Vespyr

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 12, 2010

I have no idea if this is a little girl’s name or a little boy’s name.  Doesn’t matter, really.  The poor kid that this crap cake landed on might as well be a transsexual hermaphrodite with one tit and a kickstand for a dick.  He or she will be fighting off the teasers for the next 18 years.

Blessings to you little Vespyr.  You’re gonna need ‘em.

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Artemis February 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Wasn’t this the name of the first Bond girl in the Daniel Craig version?

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Mads April 8, 2011 at 1:39 am

A vespa is type of motor-scooter that was popular in the 1960’s. It is not a name, even if you spell it stupidly.

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Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Vespa also means “Wasp.”

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Rusty Shackleford June 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Vesper means “evening” in classical latin. And yes Vesper Lynd is a Character from the James Bond novels and film. The only other place Vesper is used as a name is a last name… I guess these parents didn’t think an archaic term from a dead language was unique enough so they substituted a Y.

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Hmmmm November 23, 2015 at 7:34 am

I think this is also the name of a vibrator

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