I have no idea if this is a little girl’s name or a little boy’s name. Doesn’t matter, really. The poor kid that this crap cake landed on might as well be a transsexual hermaphrodite with one tit and a kickstand for a dick. He or she will be fighting off the teasers for the next 18 years.
Blessings to you little Vespyr. You’re gonna need ‘em.