by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 7, 2010

FUCK YES!  Galactica is a fucking bas ass name and Galactica will kick your kid’s ASS any day of the week!  Don’t make fun of Galactica — he’ll kick your ass!

Just kidding.  Galactica is probably the worst name I have ever seen.  And odds are Galactica will be a pussy, as most people are.  Especially people who are born to pussy parents who name them after science fiction shit.

So good work, star-nerd parents.  Your kid’s anguish should be about double that of your own nerdy life.

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Gabriel March 11, 2011 at 9:15 am

and that kid will have a sister called Battlestar


Mads April 8, 2011 at 1:45 am

an in turn little Galactica will name their children Atari Sega
and Commander Nintendo


Alice August 5, 2013 at 11:14 pm

Why not just name their kid Kara, William, Laura, Lee, Cally, Sharon, Karl or any of the other character names on the show? I LOVE Battlestar, but baby Galactica is a terrible idea.


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