Djina

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 6, 2010

Oh, the fun the boys in her 6th grade class will have with little Djina!  It’s a comedic softball for a kid just learning sex ed, as he giggles with glee at anything remotely sounding like the words vagina, penis, boner, herpes and/or orgasm.

I know I’m going to get the know-it-all that tells me this is some foreign name and that it’s pronounced “Dina” or “Dyna” or “Suzanne” or some other bullshit.  Don’t you get it?  It’s not about how it should be pronounced in a perfect world.  It’s about how Billy at Sandusky R-II Middle School will see it.  He’s the one your kid has to deal with, like it or not.  Billy will call her Dee-gina, or just plain Vagina, for as long as she can survive it.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 9, 2010 at 9:50 am

I don’t know what any of that means, but I’m going to say “fuck you” just to be safe.

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Tuckerleigh MycDakota April 18, 2012 at 4:31 am

Someone’s in the kitchen with Djina …

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Sir Lols-a-lot July 2, 2012 at 1:49 pm

This is a (unfortunately) popular Russian name, meaning unknown. But in Arabic it means a female Djinni, which means Demon. What a lovely thing to call your kid. Well, my momma always called us demons too.

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