Pretty name, right? Sure is. Especially every day at 4:20. You see, Sativa comes from the name of the plant called Cannabis sativa which is, of course, marijuana.
Look — I’ve got nothing against weed. Legalize the shit out of it — fine with me. But come on…to name your kid after a drug? Christ — what’s next? Little Cocaine? A bouncing bundle of Hashish? Baby Meth?
On the bright side, I suppose Mom & Dad may not have been pot heads after all, and may instead have big huge fans of sizzling hot porn starlet Sativa Rose.