Sativa

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on May 5, 2010

Pretty name, right?  Sure is.  Especially every day at 4:20.  You see, Sativa comes from the name of the plant called Cannabis sativa which is, of course, marijuana.

Look — I’ve got nothing against weed.  Legalize the shit out of it — fine with me.  But come on…to name your kid after a drug?  Christ — what’s next?  Little Cocaine?  A bouncing bundle of Hashish?  Baby Meth?

On the bright side, I suppose Mom & Dad may not have been pot heads after all, and may instead have big huge fans of sizzling hot porn starlet Sativa Rose.

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Kathryn September 11, 2010 at 8:01 am

Didn’t she do the lesbian scene with Skylar?

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mywillowtree November 10, 2010 at 11:15 pm

I heard of someone that wanted to name their daughter Heroin. These two can be best friends in kindy!

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Amanda August 7, 2011 at 4:08 pm

My sister used to work in a jail, and she had an inmate whose children were named Crystal, Rocky, and Mary Jane. You’ll never guess why she was in jail.

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Anonymous June 15, 2012 at 2:12 am

Oh my god!! My Iguanas name is Sativa! :)

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