I have a feeling that this isn’t the first time this poor child’s name has ended up on a shitty name list, and it won’t be the last.
P.A.R.A.D.O.X.A.L. is actually an acronym for her full name, which is Pandora Astraea Radagast Annextiomarus Dalía Ondine Xeziriq Amethyst L. (apparently her fuckface parents couldn’t come up with anything clever for the letter L). I’m not really sure if they meant to make it “paradoxical” and fucked up, or if they’re stupid in another form. I just really can’t read people like this.
What I do know is that they were obviously craving attention, as is not only evidenced from naming their poor little girl this shit, but by their disgusting and obnoxious hair colors and facial piercings.
You know — if you want to be a fucking freak, by all means have at it. Cut as many holes in your face as you’d like and smear shit in your hair — it’s your right as an American. But why do you have to fuck up a kid while you’re in the process? Odds are, she won’t want to be a fucking creep like you when she gets older…but it appears as if you’re not giving her much of a choice by naming her something this fucked up.