River

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 31, 2010

I’ve ignored this piece of shit long enough.  I’ve seen it time and again, yet luckily have never met anyone with this “name.”

Look, people — this isn’t the 60s.  I know damn well your drugs aren’t nearly as good as they were back then, so you can stop the bullshit Hippie illusion and start naming your kids something respectful.  They deserve to be employable when they grow up.

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Shea July 30, 2014 at 6:23 pm

Kelly Clarkson named her kid this. This name is just plain awful, I also hate the name Rain. So stupid.

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Matt August 15, 2015 at 3:28 pm

Also went to school with a River, he himself wasn’t a good role model.

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