by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 19, 2010

Lettice?!?!  Really?  Not even gonna pause to consider the salad/iceberg/produce jokes, are you?

Christ.  People like these parents should be fucking bludgeoned.

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Scarlett Fitch May 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Man there’s a character off this anime show called Lettuce. Not only has she an awful name she’s a complete stupid bitch.


Katie July 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm

I think Cabbige is going to be her/his best friend. Although you never know, it might end up being her/his sister/brother.


Spheal August 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Lettice is actually an archaic form of Letitia. It’s not used anymore, but at least it’s a real historical name.

A famous bearer was Elizabethan noblewoman Lettice Knollys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettice_Knollys


Lemonjello Redenbacher August 15, 2011 at 6:49 am

Thanks, Mr. Encyclopedia – but the name is still a colossal piece of shit.


Antonia October 8, 2011 at 7:37 am

It’s an old English name. I prefer Lettice to Laetitia, which always struck me as looking vaguely porno (but I don’t know why…)


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 8, 2011 at 7:51 am

No, it’s a salad ingredient.


Artemis December 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I don’t carrot all for this name; it’s not very ap-peel-ing…


Chikmagalur March 13, 2013 at 10:11 pm

Maybe it was supposed to be Latisse [luh teese] but the parents were retards and named her Lettice?


Chikmagalur March 13, 2013 at 10:13 pm

Shout out to my bro Ethan: YOU’RE A DICK-HEAD!


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