Ember Blue Toad

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 6, 2010

This is one of those names that is so incredibly fucked up that it just has to be real…and it is.  This poor, poor little girl was born in the Midwest.  I would post her birth announcement that I found to prove it, but come on…who can make shit like that up?

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Dante Hicks June 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm

The prevalence of this and other horrendous names can probably be explained, in part, by the expansion of methamphetamine use and manufacture in the Midwest.


Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm

That is an excellent point for those, like this kid, found in the Midwest. I could not agree more. Especially the outlandish names (as opposed to the merely disgusting ones).


Fed up with idiots May 6, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Her brother should be named Coal Green Minnow. This is absurd


Kristen November 14, 2011 at 11:44 pm

This is what happens when you get knocked up in a meth lab.


knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 8:48 am

Why do you need meth, if licking toads is for free?


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