Galarzabaselisa

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 8, 2010

This is yet another gem from loyal reader of the site Amber.  She swears this one is real, and if you’d seen the list she’s provided me, you’d believe her too.

I stared at this name for a good 15 minutes, trying to come up with something — anything — that was a clue as to what the fuck these people were thinking when they smeared this shit all over their kid’s birth certificate.  Then I Googled it.  I came to the same conclusion both times — my query returned no results.

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misty April 13, 2011 at 1:23 am

Um… what’s next? Herpeghonosyphyllaids? Geez.

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Seymour Cox August 11, 2011 at 8:09 pm

@misty That weould be fucking hilarious!

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Priya October 8, 2011 at 4:55 pm

…why?

WHAT DID THE KID EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS!?!?

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Shea November 21, 2011 at 12:01 am

sounds like someone threw up a bunch of scrabble tiles in the air and made up a name.

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knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 8:41 am

That’s how you call for ANOTHER Pangalactic Gargleblaster.

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Liz June 15, 2012 at 2:30 am

Aparently theres a man named Beezow-Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
oh yes, and I also went to school with a Rock, Guess what they named his brother.
Stone.

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Trista November 27, 2013 at 6:28 pm

How the fuck do you even pronounce this name…?

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Hyena of Ice August 30, 2014 at 11:27 am

I see a “Baselisa” in there, which is itself an entry… I smell a mish-mash… A quick Google shows that Galarza is a Basque surname…
It’s like they tried to cram as many of the crappy baby naming rules in there as possible… (frankenname, surname as given name, tonguetwister, and obscure foreign/mythological name)

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