by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 5, 2010

Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room right off the bat — I am betting this is an African-American child.  As I’m Caucasian, I’m assuming some of you will color me racist, but the word you’re actually looking for is “realist.”

Ashekashay is an incredibly stupid name.  It sounds like the noise that comes from your thighs as you run down the street in corduroys and a vinyl jacket (ashekashay…ashekashay…ashekashay).

African-Americans are not immune from having shitty naming capabilities.  In fact, they are really, really fucking good at it.  Almost as good as the white Moms in all of the baby naming forums that I trudge through to get some of these stinkers.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Britney July 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm

This was the one I laughed until I cried on. Not the name, my dear. Your comment is priceless. Thanks for almost making me vomit from laughing so hard.


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 31, 2010 at 5:46 am



Britney August 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm

I take that back. The mental picture is even better.


Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I wonder what trying to name your kid after the sound-effect of dial-up Internet would sound like…


Surain October 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm

It would be Peeeeeeeeeng-Huuurrrrrrr-dedurdedurdedur-cchhhhhchchchhh-bingbing Davis.


Bunny September 28, 2013 at 7:47 am

Skrillex would probably name his kid Ashekashay.


Lindsey May 29, 2014 at 1:57 pm

Ash-cache? Ashy-cache? I give up.


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