Eighty

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 3, 2010

My new friend Amber, who is a reader of the site and also correctly suggests that we should nail some of these stupid Moms’ vaginas shut, sent me a list of fucked up names that she’s collected over the years.  I shall expose you, the World, to these atrocities.  Thank you, Amber.

Eighty is, so far, my favorite of these names.  I’ve seen number names like Seven before — so why the fuck not Eighty, huh?  Fuck it — why not Eighty-Seven Point Eleven And A Half?

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Brienne November 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Well, not only should their vaginae be nailed shut, but they should also have their uteri ripped out and incinerated before their eyes.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 23, 2010 at 3:59 pm

“Viginae” and “uteri.” <—————–I fucking love it.

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Sequoia January 24, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Maybe after kid numer 40 the parents got bored…

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