Connecticut

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 20, 2010

Connecticut is a 3 year old little girl.  I wonder if her nickname is Connie?  I bet it is.  Let’s hope that her little playmates don’t catch on to her real name when she gets older, or the “Connecti-cunt” taunts are certain to come raining down.

I guess it could be worse.  She could be Rhode Island.  Or North Dakota.

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Elli Mayhem January 20, 2010 at 11:17 pm

Or even worse, she could be named Idaho.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 21, 2010 at 10:38 am

I actually met a woman named Idaho once. She was, as luck would have it, a ho.

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Elli Mayhem January 21, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Not a name that comes with a wide variety of job prospects, I’d hazard.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Only if she’s applying for a job at the Board of Tourism for the state of Connecticut — then she’s a shoe in for that $24,000 per year gig!

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Katia January 22, 2010 at 9:26 pm

Oh, heaven help us. Please tell me that’s not one of those “we named the baby after the place she was conceived” things…

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Helga May 6, 2011 at 5:24 pm

And her sister, American Samoa.

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HB May 28, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Ha!!! I lived in Idaho for 11 years, and I wouldn’t even name my dog Idaho.

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Charles January 14, 2014 at 7:24 pm

A friend of mine called their daughter Idaho because “According to my high-school textbook, Idaho is an Indian word for Beautiful Maiden” Years later, and textbooks are now teaching that one of Idaho’s first governors made that crap up to boost the tourist industry, and the name doesn’t really mean anything. My friend really feels like an idiot now.

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