Avalanche

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 16, 2010

This wacky bitch is ACTUALLY considering using this natural disaster as her daughter’s middle name.  I shit you not.

Of all of the fucked up names that I have encountered, I’ve never seen anyone use the name of a death-bringing disaster on their kid.  It’s a new low in my book.

Stay tuned for Earthquake, Tsunami, 9-11 and Infanticide.

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Katia January 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

You forgot “Sids”… my personal favorite.

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Kathryn September 11, 2010 at 10:55 am

How about Sars? Or Aids?

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Obviously pronounced “Avah-LANCHE” in that fakey French accent trailer park people use to found fancy.

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Prism December 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

First of all: First Post here.

Oh God man I haven’t gone past the names starting with A yet and already you have me in tears. I’m crying AND laughing my ass off at the same time!

PS: I’m a guy who, if I ever have kids, would like a name like Sabrina or Patrick (depends on gender of course) I’ve heard of really bad names myself. Tell me if you want to hear them. They may be something fresh…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 11, 2012 at 9:12 am

Bring it on!

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Matt December 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm

Or how about Tornado, Flood, Epidemic, Plague, Warfare, and Hitler?

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