by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 16, 2010

This wacky bitch is ACTUALLY considering using this natural disaster as her daughter’s middle name.  I shit you not.

Of all of the fucked up names that I have encountered, I’ve never seen anyone use the name of a death-bringing disaster on their kid.  It’s a new low in my book.

Stay tuned for Earthquake, Tsunami, 9-11 and Infanticide.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Katia January 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

You forgot “Sids”… my personal favorite.


Kathryn September 11, 2010 at 10:55 am

How about Sars? Or Aids?


Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Obviously pronounced “Avah-LANCHE” in that fakey French accent trailer park people use to found fancy.


Prism December 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

First of all: First Post here.

Oh God man I haven’t gone past the names starting with A yet and already you have me in tears. I’m crying AND laughing my ass off at the same time!

PS: I’m a guy who, if I ever have kids, would like a name like Sabrina or Patrick (depends on gender of course) I’ve heard of really bad names myself. Tell me if you want to hear them. They may be something fresh…


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 11, 2012 at 9:12 am

Bring it on!


Matt December 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm

Or how about Tornado, Flood, Epidemic, Plague, Warfare, and Hitler?


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