Cruz

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 11, 2010

This is not the worst name in the world, but Mommy’s indecisiveness is sickening.  You see, Mommy isn’t sure if the name Cruz will go well with a red headed child.  “Could we pull it off?” she asks.

So now these fucking egomaniacs are choosing their kids’ names based on what the color of their kids’ hair will be?!?!  Jesus Christ.  What’s next?  Do we have to tiptoe around certain names if we think our kid will have unusually fast growing fingernails?  If my last name is Brown, do I have to change it if my kid has blond hair?  Do I have to consider the name Snoodler if my kid won’t be circumcised?

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NOT TELLING July 1, 2014 at 10:19 am

An In-law of mine named her boy “Crews”. like a group of groups…

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Matt August 15, 2015 at 3:34 pm

This one i’ll give you. Went to school with one Cruz, he was a ninth grade drop out.

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