Xochiquetzal

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 9, 2010

Holy shit!  This fucker actually wants to name her kid this alphabetical terror attack.    I’m stunned.

This is apparently an Aztec name.  She says that the meanings of Aztec names have always been deeper than most for her.  What the hell does that even mean?  Does she have a couple of Aztec buddies that told her this?  Oh no, wait — she can’t, because the Aztecs have been dead for 500 years.

Forgive me if I don’t want to name my kid after a people who routinely practiced human sacrifice.

On the bright side, she wants to call it “Xochi” as a nick name.  HOW CUTE!

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rochelle October 1, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Apparently it means “flower feather” in Nahuatl. This was the name of the Aztec goddess of love, flowers, and the earth, the twin sister of Xochipilli.
Why not just name her Flower Feather if you’re gonna have such a ridiculous name?

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Finley November 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm

How the fuck is this pronounced?

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An aztec January 25, 2013 at 4:17 pm

We aztecs are not gone, thank you. It’s pronounced “zoe-chee-khet-zal” in case you were wondering. Now do everyone who isn’t American a huge favor and RESPECT OTHER CULTURES. You abuse everyone here.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 25, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Now I’m kinda sad you motherfuckers were wrong about the end of the world.

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vanessa March 11, 2014 at 4:09 pm

firstly lemonjello is a dumb name suckit

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Lemonjello Redenbacher April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Did someone remove all of the punctuation keys from your keyboard?

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