Champagne

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on January 1, 2010

You know that there are tons of little girls born on New Year’s Day that are given this ridiculous name.

Of course, Mom and Dad get a pass if her middle name is Hangover.

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Orangejello. March 7, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Oh, that is completely classy.

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Sounds like the name of an upscale hookery James Bond villain.

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Ponce June 15, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Sounds like pounce.

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Xenerick November 19, 2013 at 4:40 am

It doesn’t sound like a Bond villain, it sounds like a Bond girl, and he’d drink her right up.

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vanessa March 11, 2014 at 2:57 am

what in the world! i love this site!

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