Hooker

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on December 22, 2009

I shit you not.  This lady claims to have met a little boy named Hooker.

“At least it was a little boy,” many of the responders are saying.  Yeah — because kids will make that differentiation and let him off easy.

Let’s hope his name is not a foreshadowing of him turning tricks in the backseats of Buick’s in his early 20’s.

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Xenerick November 19, 2013 at 5:00 am

It is a surname, in the American Civil War there was a General Hooker. But as a personal name it sucks, blows, etc. As a matter of fact so does the surname.

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Chuck February 18, 2014 at 1:03 pm

Wasn’t there a homicide detective in an ’80 cop-show named Hooker? If that’s what the mother had in mind, it was his last name dumbass.

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