Dimple

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 24, 2009

Holy shit!  I just learned that it is not unheard of for people to name their daughter Dimple.  It was number 3,040 out of 4,076 in female name popularity in the 1990 U.S. census.  That means that it was more popular than over ONE THOUSAND other names!!  Christ — can you even begin to imagine what those pieces of shit were?

Did you people know this about “Dimple”?  Have you ever met a Dimple?  Why have I never heard of this before?

I’m devastated.  All this time I could have been outing the parents of Dimples around the country.

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Anonymous November 18, 2010 at 2:34 am

my cousin is named Dimple. Luckly she is very attractive. still it is an ugly name

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Bitchy January 5, 2012 at 10:20 am

I knew an Indian girl named Dimple. She hated her parents more than anything.

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RetardedName March 27, 2012 at 3:08 am

For some reason Indians think this is a good name. Probably because there’s some shitty Indian actress with that name. I wonder how long it’ll take for them to figure out they’re wrong.

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