by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 14, 2009

Mommy was apparently a Maltese Falcon fan, as Dashiell Hammett, author of The Maltese Falcon, is most certainly the only other person on Earth known by this name.

But even Dashiell Hammett’s Mom wasn’t stupid enough to give her kid this piece of shit as a first name.  His real first name was Sam.

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