by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 13, 2009

Don’t like the common names Jessica or Amy?  No worries.  Just smash them together like some sort of name pile-up and make up your own shit.

After all, it worked for Bennifer and Brangelina, right?

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

wow February 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm

you’re kidding, right?

jessamy and jessamine are legit names.



Lemonjello Redenbacher February 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm

No. No they aren’t. I assume that you have a kid or relative or some shit with this crappy name? I see that you haven’t barked about any of the other “legit” names.


wow February 4, 2011 at 8:18 pm

yes, they are. they’re variants of jasmine. it’s fun being proven wrong, huh? and who cares if i haven’t commented on others? oh, that’s how you get your validation…


Lemonjello Redenbacher February 4, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Variants of Jasmine? So, by your logic then, Mharey, Aymeeigh and Jeighne are “legit” because they are “variants” of Mary, Amy and Jane?

Weak. You’ve proven shit.


wow February 4, 2011 at 8:52 pm

wow, you’re a moron, aren’t you? all your little examples are MISSPELLINGS. jessamine, though? yeah, it’s A VINE. just stop already, you’re embarrassing yourself.


Lemonjello Redenbacher February 5, 2011 at 7:09 am

I’m embarrassing MYSELF?!?!?! You’re on MY site arguing with me about a supposedly legit name because it’s also the name of a fucking vine. And, even assuming your vine is legit (it’s not), the name I am criticizing is Jessamy — A FUCKING MISSPELLING OF YOUR FUCKING VINE. Christ – do you even read what you write?


wow February 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm

you are just ridiculous.

let me make it easy for you.

jessamy is not a combo of jessica and amy.

jessamy – like jessamine – is a very old name. jessamy is also a surname.

i’m done trying to explain something so simple to such an ignoramus. peace.


Lemonjello Redenbacher February 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Good riddance, Cunt. Don’t let the door hit you in butchered syntax on the way out!


Katie July 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Jessamy like Jessamine has a red squiggly line underneath it. Therefore it’s not an English word.


Tuckerleigh MycDakota April 18, 2012 at 4:37 am

“What was that sound? Who’s there!?” “Sorry, it’s jessamy.”


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