Jessamy

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 13, 2009

Don’t like the common names Jessica or Amy?  No worries.  Just smash them together like some sort of name pile-up and make up your own shit.

After all, it worked for Bennifer and Brangelina, right?

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wow February 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm

you’re kidding, right?

jessamy and jessamine are legit names.

idiot.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm

No. No they aren’t. I assume that you have a kid or relative or some shit with this crappy name? I see that you haven’t barked about any of the other “legit” names.

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wow February 4, 2011 at 8:18 pm

yes, they are. they’re variants of jasmine. it’s fun being proven wrong, huh? and who cares if i haven’t commented on others? oh, that’s how you get your validation…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 4, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Variants of Jasmine? So, by your logic then, Mharey, Aymeeigh and Jeighne are “legit” because they are “variants” of Mary, Amy and Jane?

Weak. You’ve proven shit.

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wow February 4, 2011 at 8:52 pm

wow, you’re a moron, aren’t you? all your little examples are MISSPELLINGS. jessamine, though? yeah, it’s A VINE. just stop already, you’re embarrassing yourself.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 5, 2011 at 7:09 am

I’m embarrassing MYSELF?!?!?! You’re on MY site arguing with me about a supposedly legit name because it’s also the name of a fucking vine. And, even assuming your vine is legit (it’s not), the name I am criticizing is Jessamy — A FUCKING MISSPELLING OF YOUR FUCKING VINE. Christ – do you even read what you write?

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wow February 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm

you are just ridiculous.

let me make it easy for you.

jessamy is not a combo of jessica and amy.

jessamy – like jessamine – is a very old name. jessamy is also a surname.

i’m done trying to explain something so simple to such an ignoramus. peace.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Good riddance, Cunt. Don’t let the door hit you in butchered syntax on the way out!

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Katie July 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Jessamy like Jessamine has a red squiggly line underneath it. Therefore it’s not an English word.

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Tuckerleigh MycDakota April 18, 2012 at 4:37 am

“What was that sound? Who’s there!?” “Sorry, it’s jessamy.”

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