Agnija

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 12, 2009

Ho-ly shit!  Look at this clunker!

Ag-ny-ha?  Aj-nee-jay?  Angina?  How the fuck do you say this verbal calamity?

I know that someone will inevitably tell me how it means “angel of Christ” in Slavic or some shit like that.  I’m sure that will matter immensely to the little girl that has to explain how to pronounce her name a minimum of 3 times a day for the rest of her life.

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Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Dafuq? I’d love to slap whoever came up with that name.

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Charles January 14, 2014 at 4:04 pm

Lets hope to hell this wasn’t someone trying to name their child Angina but couldn’t spell

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Shea July 31, 2014 at 10:11 pm

How the hell is this even pronounced?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher August 4, 2014 at 8:21 am

It’s not. She just gets passed over.

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Whysone February 21, 2015 at 12:45 pm

I think the clever parents meant this to be pronounced ” Ahn-ya”

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Allan Smythee May 4, 2015 at 12:08 am

Probably, but if only one other person in the room gets it, it’s too clever. Which as far as the child’s future is concerned, is just the same as not clever at all.

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