Pippa

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 5, 2009

I swear to God I am not making any of these up.

This will look nice on a resume.  I know I would certainly want my doctor, lawyer, accountant, stock broker, waitress, convenience store cashier, or any other fucking person I come in contact with to be named Pippa.  That’d sure make me feel better about things.

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Yasmin January 3, 2011 at 8:38 pm

I like Pippa as a nickname for Philippa

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Helga May 6, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Isn’t Kate Middelton’s sister named Pippa?

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Katie July 14, 2011 at 6:10 pm

I know a little girl called Pippa. The poor, poor soul.

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Antonia October 8, 2011 at 7:57 am

Pippa is a name related to Philippa

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 8, 2011 at 8:05 am

Making it no less shitty.

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pippa clark October 30, 2011 at 9:42 am

this is awkward. fml

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Casey Kahlenbacher November 9, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Even the name Philippa is lame. How did she get stuck with that name when her sister is named Kate and a brother named James

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Anonymous January 3, 2012 at 1:26 am

I love the name Pippa.

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Pippa January 3, 2012 at 1:27 am

I love the name Pippa.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 3, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Of course you do, silly – that’s YOUR name! Ha – some of you are really silly!

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Bitchy January 5, 2012 at 11:05 am

I like the way Pippa sounds. Of course, I also like the way the word shellac sounds, but I’m not naming my kid that.

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normal person's name September 22, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Pippa sounds like a name for a cartoon character… or a prostitute… after all Pippa as well as Kate are peasant – like the media pointed out. So what could have been expected from the commoners hehehe i personally dono anyone who sun bathes with their tits hanging out in their garden… lol and the dumb royals are trying to make a big deal about weirdly shaped saggy tits of Kate. lol get over it!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 25, 2012 at 6:32 am

I bet the current Queen has a better rack than that dumpster fire of a chest Kate has.

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BH November 29, 2012 at 11:37 pm

I think it’s a cute name!

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