Charliele

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 30, 2009

Unfortunately, our good friend Golden — who’s grandmother has a notoriously shitty name, along with Golden herself, of course — and her valiant but mildly retarded husband Matthew, are having another kid.

Golden is hoping for a girl (side note:   “hoping” for a certain sex is shallow and ridiculous in and of itself, but we’ll leave that discussion for later).  If she gets her wish, she wants to make her middle name Charliele, but get this — she made that shit up herself and doesn’t know how to spell it, so she’s asking for help!  Stunning.  Hey Golden, when you make shit up, you can spell it however you want.  That’s part of the ridiculousness of making names up!

It gets worse.  The full name will be Winter Charliele Rain.  And if it’s a boy, it will be Kazten or Kazlen.

Let the beatings begin…

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Golden December 4, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Ha, wow I haven’t been on here in forever, you must obsessed with me or something. I see you keep mentioning me in your posts. So just so you know, no she wont be named that, and if its a boy, he wont be named those either. I dont really know what to name it yet actually. So yeah, I know you’re gonna come back with some asshole remark like you do, but whatever.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 4, 2009 at 10:37 pm

If by “obsessed”, you mean “disgusted”, then yes, Golden…you’re correct.

So what names have you pulled out of the shit hopper now? Shazblam? Equinox? Golden, Juniorette?

And should I wait by the computer for Matthew to make anal jokes about me, or instead can I go to bed and wake up to his 3rd grade humor?

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Christy November 16, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Is that supposed to be pronounced as car-lyle? :-/

And if someone was to go all “original” like that, wouldn’t it be more like Wynter Charliele Raene or something? Ugh.

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Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 12:13 am

It seems like it’s pronounced “Char-leel.”

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Xenerick November 19, 2013 at 4:39 am

I agree with the Captain, it’s pronounce “chärl’el” and it is a sad, sad, attempt at being a real name. It’s better than my cousin’s name though. Her father got high and had a dream about a girl named Kurzin, baby gets born it is a feminine child and BAM, I have a cousin named Kurzin. She is nice, and looks pretty good, but Kurzin is not a pretty name.

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