Another awful “saint” name. Are you religious fuckers so wrapped up in that crap that you have to give your kids names connected to religion? Jesus…isn’t ruining your fun and all of your Sunday mornings enough for God?
Oh — and the only other person I could find with that name is Elvis Costello (it’s his real first name) who, of course, famously referred to James Brown and Ray Charles with the n-word. So…I guess little Declan has that link going for him.
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I thought that was hilarious! My brother’s name is Declan, he just became a monk in England. So he changed his name after 42 years. Everyone called him Duckling. He was a very angry kid. Roman-Catholic guilt did a swell number on him.
I consider Declan a normal name. I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Then you don’t belong here.
“I consider Declan a normal name…”
Really? You’re in an incredibly small minority on that one sister. And guess what? When it comes to names the majority rules. Declan is odd, it is going to be spelled incorrectly his whole life (Decklan, Dechlin, Deklyn etc) and he will likely never know another person that shares his name. Isnt that special? Idiot.
Oi you stupid american battys, nothing wrong with the name Declan, i know at least 100 people called declan in my monastery alone, so it cant be that unheard of, its not nearly as weird as Barack or Franklin or John F. Kennedy, hows he doing by the way? oo, too soon?
Not too soon for me – I don’t give a fuck about any of those people. But Declan is still a piece of shit name.
JFK’s been dead for nearly 50 years, how is that “too soon”?
i dont like you.
from DECLAN
Don’t hate the messenger – hate the people who named you this.
Yep, DeClan is a pretty stupid name. Teachers will assume it is one of those ignorant faux ethnic names like DeShawn or Le’ Katron.
Declan is an Irish name, I don’t see what’s wrong with it. I know loads of people called Declan. Just stating my oppion here don’t have a go at me for it please.
There’s this really disgusting guy I know called Declan. Yup, everyone hates him.
This is a (relatively) common name in the UK.
“i know at least 100 people called declan in my monastery alone”
OH! Well that makes it OK.
My name is declan and this is quite offensive and im happy with my name so you lot can just fuck off
I’m glad you’re offended, but this is not nearly as offensive as your grammar and your sentence structure skills.
Grammar was the last thing on my mind when I was writing the message.
I have a hunch that’s usually the case.
fuck u all my names declan and nobodys ever made fun off me
No, Declan – fuck YOU…I just did!
Just because this isn’t a “normal” name in the US doesn’t make it an “abnormal” name. You should really stick to the names that are just made up or creatively spelled.
You are all just jealous because you probably have a very common name. Declan is different as the person who receives it. We all should strive to be unique in who we are. I think Declan is a great name. Strong, bold, and confident!! So if you don’t like it…keep your mouth shut!
Yes – extremely jealous. I’m DYING to be mocked and teased about my name.
Listen retard its a irish name and irish people are proud of it.all u americans visit ireland and pretend to be of irish desent ,bunch of stupid FAT, oil hungry bastards!
Motherfucker, I don’t visit that dreadful shit hole! And I would never pretend to be of Irish descent ( <—— that’s how it’s spelled by the way, you drunken asshole).
no body has ever spelt my name wrong it is possibly the fact that yanks are dum fucks and need to no what they are saying before the just make a list of name its an Irish name my family are not religious its just the name my mom and dad piked for me and i am happy with it so you can go fuck ya self
Yes – I am the “dum” fuck here. Since your Mom and Dad “piked” that name for you, it must be great. I can tell by your well constructed sentence with ample punctuation that you definitely “no” what you are talking about.
Declan is a hot and cute name. And it’s far from a stupid name.
Hot AND cute? Say it isn’t so!
I’m guessing by making a website and spending your life making fun of names you have no life. Have you ever got laid? Also do you know someone called Declan who beat you up or did something to you. You make it sound like you do. By the way before you make fun of names whats your name?
I am 6’3″, 225 pounds – I have not been bullied. I also am married with children (not adopted), so yes – I get laid. My name is Your Mom’s Cunt, and I have never met anyone named Declan.
So what is your name and have you got any proof on being 6 ft 3? No!
Do I fucking need to prove shit to you? No. Now fuck off.
Since when is Declan a weird name, Lemonjello? Also if you have children shouldn’t you be looking after them, instead of wasting your time on dumb websites. You’re a very angry little lemon. I hope Jesus can help you work through your problems.
You will stay in my thoughts and prayers little lemon bar.
xoxo Muffin Brain
See people? See what happens when you name someone Declan? They act like a fucking idiot on the internet.
Says the person who wastes their time making this website :/
Waste my time? Motherfucker I’m making money doing this!
Lemonjello, you are married, and have children?
Yet you sit on the computer at 6am, and write abuse to people online simply about their name, and try to dignify yourself with, ‘I am 6’3″, 225 pounds’.
I bet you’re a fat waste of space who sits in a wheelchair parked in front of his computer all day, making fun of ‘able’ people, probably through jealousy.
Also seeing as you’re such a grammer Nazi, you might want to rethink this comment:
No, Declan – fuck YOU…I just did!
Although you haven’t misspelled anything, surely a man of your intelligence can see the flaw
Well, I did have enough ambition to get a college degree and a doctorate, so I guess I have something going for me.
No wheelchair either.
Ha-ha – what sad prick put time and effort into making this website? Get a girl friend, or maybe even some friends…
Sigh. I guess some people will never understand all the ways to make money.
Oh the envy…you must be rolling in it…
I am, in fact. Thanks to people like you!
You’re obviously American…explains a lot…
Sure does. It explains why I am successful and why I don’t settle for shit.
Deluded imbecile more like.
Lol…whatever gets you to sleep at night. Have a good day, Sir – I’m off to enjoy my American spoils!
Well my names Declan and i know 2 people with the same name, its not even that religous its Irish and it never gets spelt incorrectly. Whats your name by the way?
Bond. James Bond.
To all the ‘Declans’ here: calm down- this is Lemonjello’s website and is therefore his opinion. If you think Declan is the greatest name ever, that’s great, but you don’t have to make yourself look foolish because not everyone likes it. Personally, I don’t care about the name Declan; I’ve heard a lot worse on this site, but I personally wouldn’t choose it. If you don’t like Lemonjello’s opinion on his OWN site, then leave and find a site that agrees with you. No one’s forcing you to read this.
P.S. Don’t imply that people in wheelchairs are pathetic, it’s not nice.
Lemonjello Redenbacher is a fucking twat who should get a life and not take the piss out of people because of there names …………. twat
You know – I don’t mind being insulted, but for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to insult someone, at least do it with proper spelling. You look like more of a fucking idiot than ever if you don’t. It’s “their names” not “there names.”
I know a guy named Declan and he’s pretty hot and very popular, I don’t think he ever gets made fun of or disrespected. Again, this seems like one of those names that you just have some biased against personally rather than a legitimately awful name. I don’t get what’s religious about it either, if that’s the issue go ahead and slap John, Luke, and Mary on the bad names list.
Nope. It’s legitimately awful. Get you head out of Declan’s lap and maybe you’ll see that.
But you can’t even say anything to back it up, so you just have a biased end of story.
What do I have to say to back it up? It’s a fucking opinion. A popular one in America, by the way.
If a name was really awful it would be more than an opinion, you’d be able to give at least one reason why it would really ruin a kid.
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen written on my site. Congrats!
excuse me lemonjello redenbacher? whats ur name?
You’re excused. It’s Lemonjello. And what the fuck difference does that make? Because I had shitty parents who named me after a delicious dessert gelatin, everyone else should name their kids stupid stuff? 2,000 wrongs don’t make a right.
ooohhhh my days, who gives a shit, its a foooooking name. just because someone is called it doesn’t mean they are or have to act a certain way. And i pretty sure i make more money than you and your piece of cap website and my names Declan.
P.s mind your own business about what people call their children, they will do what ever the FUCK they wanna do!!
You’re on my site, so you can kindly go mind YOUR own business.
P.S. Your name is still fucking awful.
Hi, my name is Jack and I think it’s wrong to make fun of people’s names. Have a nice day.
Thanks Jack! What a sweet fella you must be!
I agree with Jack. Take care and God bless!
fuck you fouckers
declan is a cool name any of you out there who doesn’t think so go fuck yourself
dont make fun of ppl cause of there names you ppl out there who dont like the name declan fuck yourself its a cool name and if you hate it your a fucken poohead im shour you have worse names hahahaha from mr coolskin in your dirty face
Judging from the construction/grammar/spelling of this sentence, there are so, so, so many other, more important things you should be worrying about than a stupid names site.
this is the dumbest website that I have ever seen/found. I agree that there are names out there that I would never dream of naming my kids, how ever I am not one to put people down or make fun of people based on there names. Declan is a real name that has meaning. We will be naming our son this is a few weeks, I know some people dont like the name but oh well, have your own kids and name them whatever you want…………….
this is the dumbest website that I have ever seen/found. I agree that there are names out there that I would never dream of naming my kids, how ever I am not one to put people down or make fun of people based on there names. Declan is a real name that has meaning. We will be naming our son this is a few weeks, I know some people dont like the name but oh well, have your own kids and name them whatever you want…………….
Well, now — aren’t YOU little Miss “I’d never stoop that low!”
i tink meh nam is well gd man, you shd fuk off u coont!!!!!!!!1111oneone11!!! go fook urself u uglie mofo!!!11!!111
And there you have it, folks.
Dear Lemonjello Redenbacher,
I have read many of your polls where peoples names have been spelt ridiculously and I find that quite funny. But when I read this one… One of my best (and retarded, but still best) friends name is declan and he was deeply affended by what you have said here. I wont repeat what he called you.
i respect your opinion, I just wanted to point out you are offending some people who have read your site.
Sincerely,
Gotyefan101
Dear Lemonjello (again)
Put your on flippin name on this site, idiot.
Gotyefan101
As a Gotye fan, you offend me more than I could ever possibly offend anyone by talking about their name.
Who cares about peoples names. You’re all faggots, especially you Lemonjello redenbacher. So f*** off. what do you do all day anyway. Your the only person whos commented all of the time. get a life loser.
It’s my website you dumb fuck.
r u a gay grammar nazi. do you even know what u or r actually means. you sound so sad when you say “well there you have it folks, i have no mates”. do u have anyone that slightly likes you. has anyone ever said “i love you LEMONJELLO because u have such a retarded name”
All kidding aside – this makes absolutely no sense. Seriously – none whatsoever.
I like the name Declan. Just named my son it. I couldn’t care less about anyone else liking it. I am curious though how the names Braden/Brayden and Jayden/Jaden are not on your list Mr. Blackanddecker.
Seriously Braden and Jayden are the current kings of stupid kid names. I have yet to meet one Brayden/Jayden who wasn’t the son of a morbidly obese, fat pig, chain smoking, single welfare mom who thought she was the most creative person ever to walk the planet because she thought to name her son one of these dumbass names.
Put them on the list!
I’ve been perusing the list of names and you’re missing an awful lot of names that ought to be on list Mr. Bananapudding Peckerwacker.
How about these
Amber
Riley, Reilly, Rieley
Brody
Mason
Logan
Giddeon
McKayla
McKenna
Madison
Barack
Declan must mean “has stick up ass.” Who gives a shit if some stranger thinks your name is shitty? If you’re that easily offended, you should probably never use the internet, watch television, or even leave the house. Crybaby motherfuckers.
i love the name declan. if i weren’t homosexual, i would like to have a son. named declan anderson. declan arthur anderson.
I’m not sure where you live, but were you aware that homosexuals ARE allowed to have kids these days? It’s true – 2012. Look it up!
Anyway – if you plan on naming him Declan, I guess I’m glad that you aren’t planning on having a kid.
Declan is a great name. It has strong roots in history and it’s a meaningful name. If you take ANY name that exists you will be able to associate it with another word that sounds like it. There are only 26 letters in the alphabet you fool! Declan has a strong sound like Jack, Patrick, Max, and Michael. Strong names should never be cut down!!
Oh and what kind of name is Redenbacher? obviously you didn’t think too much about your name if you picked it out of your shallow ass….and if it’s your given name…You are a shame to the Redenbacher family for your waste as a human being to spend so much time writing such crap on the internet. Your opinions SUCK! I am so glad i just stumbled upon this site because I was able to get my frustration of not having a recent cup of coffee, out on you and your pathetic way of spending your time. Get a life in “real life” LEMONJELLO!!
Sigh…
I like the name declan what do you know about names, was something done to you in the passed. Declan is not the worst name ive ever heard so back off
Well, I know that Declan is an incredibly shitty name, so there’s that. I’m not sure what you mean with the rest of your butchered sentences.
For the past twenty years or so, all babies named Declan have been named after me, rather than some saint. The religious connection is therefore severed. Although there is a Saint Declan in Catholic mythology, it’s probably a pre-Christian name, or rather the Gaelic original was (Déaglán).
Possibly my favorite comment on Stupid Kid Names ever. Kudos to you!
Hey, what’s your problem! Look at a mirror if you want to find fault with people.
Tried that – found no faults. Moved on to you assholes.
Eh. I don’t mind this one so much.
Heyy, I think Declan is an okay name, not the worst, but not the best. I also think that of Lemonjello. They are unique names so shut the hell up and get a life.
what is your name asshole, chris or bob or dicksuckingfaggot?
I bet a girl named Declan fucked your girlfriend and you can’t take it.
I’m married – but if girl named Declan wanted to fuck my wife, well then, I guess Declan wouldn’t be such a bad name after all.
It’s actually chrisbobdicksuckingfaggot.