Declan

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on October 15, 2009

Another awful “saint” name.  Are you religious fuckers so wrapped up in that crap that you have to give your kids names connected to religion?  Jesus…isn’t ruining your fun and all of your Sunday mornings enough for God?

Oh — and the only other person I could find with that name is Elvis Costello (it’s his real first name) who, of course, famously referred to James Brown and Ray Charles with the n-word.  So…I guess little Declan has that link going for him.

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Joey May 1, 2010 at 7:20 am

I thought that was hilarious! My brother’s name is Declan, he just became a monk in England. So he changed his name after 42 years. Everyone called him Duckling. He was a very angry kid. Roman-Catholic guilt did a swell number on him.

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Yasmin January 3, 2011 at 8:49 pm

I consider Declan a normal name. I don’t see anything wrong with it.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 4, 2011 at 7:36 am

Then you don’t belong here.

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Mark February 2, 2011 at 12:33 pm

“I consider Declan a normal name…”

Really? You’re in an incredibly small minority on that one sister. And guess what? When it comes to names the majority rules. Declan is odd, it is going to be spelled incorrectly his whole life (Decklan, Dechlin, Deklyn etc) and he will likely never know another person that shares his name. Isnt that special? Idiot.

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Matt August 15, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Umm, not really. My high school had two Declan’s my last year.

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Declan February 10, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Oi you stupid american battys, nothing wrong with the name Declan, i know at least 100 people called declan in my monastery alone, so it cant be that unheard of, its not nearly as weird as Barack or Franklin or John F. Kennedy, hows he doing by the way? oo, too soon?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 10, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Not too soon for me – I don’t give a fuck about any of those people. But Declan is still a piece of shit name.

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Anonymous October 9, 2015 at 7:03 am

Dude what’s so bad about it

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm

Evrerything

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Artemis February 10, 2011 at 7:09 pm

JFK’s been dead for nearly 50 years, how is that “too soon”?

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Anonymous March 31, 2011 at 3:49 am

i dont like you.
from DECLAN

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 31, 2011 at 6:06 am

Don’t hate the messenger – hate the people who named you this.

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Haywood Jablome April 20, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Yep, DeClan is a pretty stupid name. Teachers will assume it is one of those ignorant faux ethnic names like DeShawn or Le’ Katron.

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Anonymous November 29, 2015 at 10:31 pm

My name is Declan and many people have made fun of and given me shit about it. I think that this whole article and all you people’s fucked up comments about a name that is diverse is uncalled for. You can critisize people about alot of things, but naming a child is just over the line. I don’t understand how if someone else has a child, you think you have the right to have a say in what that child can and cannot be named. And what names are stupid or not stupid

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Bob April 25, 2011 at 4:15 am

Declan is an Irish name, I don’t see what’s wrong with it. I know loads of people called Declan. Just stating my oppion here don’t have a go at me for it please.

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Lol April 29, 2011 at 10:34 am

There’s this really disgusting guy I know called Declan. Yup, everyone hates him.

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Helga May 6, 2011 at 5:35 pm

This is a (relatively) common name in the UK.

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Ben May 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm

“i know at least 100 people called declan in my monastery alone”

OH! Well that makes it OK.

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Declan is NOT a stupid name June 8, 2011 at 2:33 pm

My name is declan and this is quite offensive and im happy with my name so you lot can just fuck off

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I’m glad you’re offended, but this is not nearly as offensive as your grammar and your sentence structure skills.

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Declan is NOT a stupid name June 9, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Grammar was the last thing on my mind when I was writing the message.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 9, 2011 at 2:20 pm

I have a hunch that’s usually the case.

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Declan Davey July 14, 2011 at 9:59 am

fuck u all my names declan and nobodys ever made fun off me

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 14, 2011 at 10:01 am

No, Declan – fuck YOU…I just did!

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Declan December 1, 2015 at 11:03 pm

fuck off mate whats your problem

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Amanda August 7, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Just because this isn’t a “normal” name in the US doesn’t make it an “abnormal” name. You should really stick to the names that are just made up or creatively spelled.

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De August 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm

You are all just jealous because you probably have a very common name. Declan is different as the person who receives it. We all should strive to be unique in who we are. I think Declan is a great name. Strong, bold, and confident!! So if you don’t like it…keep your mouth shut!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher August 20, 2011 at 8:34 am

Yes – extremely jealous. I’m DYING to be mocked and teased about my name.

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Dec September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am

Listen retard its a irish name and irish people are proud of it.all u americans visit ireland and pretend to be of irish desent ,bunch of stupid FAT, oil hungry bastards!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 10, 2011 at 8:07 am

Motherfucker, I don’t visit that dreadful shit hole! And I would never pretend to be of Irish descent ( <—— that’s how it’s spelled by the way, you drunken asshole).

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declan September 19, 2011 at 4:42 pm

no body has ever spelt my name wrong it is possibly the fact that yanks are dum fucks and need to no what they are saying before the just make a list of name its an Irish name my family are not religious its just the name my mom and dad piked for me and i am happy with it so you can go fuck ya self

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Yes – I am the “dum” fuck here. Since your Mom and Dad “piked” that name for you, it must be great. I can tell by your well constructed sentence with ample punctuation that you definitely “no” what you are talking about.

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Anonymous September 20, 2011 at 4:41 am

Declan is a hot and cute name. And it’s far from a stupid name.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 20, 2011 at 7:13 am

Hot AND cute? Say it isn’t so!

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Do you get bully October 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I’m guessing by making a website and spending your life making fun of names you have no life. Have you ever got laid? Also do you know someone called Declan who beat you up or did something to you. You make it sound like you do. By the way before you make fun of names whats your name?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm

I am 6’3″, 225 pounds – I have not been bullied. I also am married with children (not adopted), so yes – I get laid. My name is Your Mom’s Cunt, and I have never met anyone named Declan.

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Ok October 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm

So what is your name and have you got any proof on being 6 ft 3? No!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 9, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Do I fucking need to prove shit to you? No. Now fuck off.

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Declan the great sexy man. October 29, 2011 at 2:15 am

Since when is Declan a weird name, Lemonjello? Also if you have children shouldn’t you be looking after them, instead of wasting your time on dumb websites. You’re a very angry little lemon. I hope Jesus can help you work through your problems.

You will stay in my thoughts and prayers little lemon bar.

xoxo Muffin Brain

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 29, 2011 at 6:55 am

See people? See what happens when you name someone Declan? They act like a fucking idiot on the internet.

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Declan the great sexy man. October 30, 2011 at 12:11 am

Says the person who wastes their time making this website :/

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 30, 2011 at 6:31 am

Waste my time? Motherfucker I’m making money doing this!

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Anon November 30, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Lemonjello, you are married, and have children?
Yet you sit on the computer at 6am, and write abuse to people online simply about their name, and try to dignify yourself with, ‘I am 6’3″, 225 pounds’.
I bet you’re a fat waste of space who sits in a wheelchair parked in front of his computer all day, making fun of ‘able’ people, probably through jealousy.

Also seeing as you’re such a grammer Nazi, you might want to rethink this comment:
No, Declan – fuck YOU…I just did!

Although you haven’t misspelled anything, surely a man of your intelligence can see the flaw :)

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 30, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Well, I did have enough ambition to get a college degree and a doctorate, so I guess I have something going for me.

No wheelchair either.

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McCool December 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Ha-ha – what sad prick put time and effort into making this website? Get a girl friend, or maybe even some friends…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 3, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Sigh. I guess some people will never understand all the ways to make money.

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McCool December 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Oh the envy…you must be rolling in it…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 3, 2011 at 5:11 pm

I am, in fact. Thanks to people like you!

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McCool December 3, 2011 at 5:30 pm

You’re obviously American…explains a lot…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 3, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Sure does. It explains why I am successful and why I don’t settle for shit.

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McCool December 3, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Deluded imbecile more like.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 3, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Lol…whatever gets you to sleep at night. Have a good day, Sir – I’m off to enjoy my American spoils!

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Declan Williams December 8, 2011 at 2:52 am

Well my names Declan and i know 2 people with the same name, its not even that religous its Irish and it never gets spelt incorrectly. Whats your name by the way?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 8, 2011 at 6:34 am

Bond. James Bond.

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Thomas Williams September 9, 2015 at 11:32 am

Dear Lemonjello Redenbacher
You are a Dickhead! You offend people with a perfectly good name, but call yourself Lemonjello. You obviously have a shit name yourself that’s why you wont share your real name.

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Artemis December 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm

To all the ‘Declans’ here: calm down- this is Lemonjello’s website and is therefore his opinion. If you think Declan is the greatest name ever, that’s great, but you don’t have to make yourself look foolish because not everyone likes it. Personally, I don’t care about the name Declan; I’ve heard a lot worse on this site, but I personally wouldn’t choose it. If you don’t like Lemonjello’s opinion on his OWN site, then leave and find a site that agrees with you. No one’s forcing you to read this.

P.S. Don’t imply that people in wheelchairs are pathetic, it’s not nice.

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declan davey December 29, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Lemonjello Redenbacher is a fucking twat who should get a life and not take the piss out of people because of there names …………. twat

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm

You know – I don’t mind being insulted, but for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to insult someone, at least do it with proper spelling. You look like more of a fucking idiot than ever if you don’t. It’s “their names” not “there names.”

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Jenny January 1, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I know a guy named Declan and he’s pretty hot and very popular, I don’t think he ever gets made fun of or disrespected. Again, this seems like one of those names that you just have some biased against personally rather than a legitimately awful name. I don’t get what’s religious about it either, if that’s the issue go ahead and slap John, Luke, and Mary on the bad names list.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 2, 2012 at 7:56 am

Nope. It’s legitimately awful. Get you head out of Declan’s lap and maybe you’ll see that.

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Jenny January 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm

But you can’t even say anything to back it up, so you just have a biased end of story.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 2, 2012 at 3:12 pm

What do I have to say to back it up? It’s a fucking opinion. A popular one in America, by the way.

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Jenny January 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm

If a name was really awful it would be more than an opinion, you’d be able to give at least one reason why it would really ruin a kid.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 2, 2012 at 3:24 pm

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen written on my site. Congrats!

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Sean January 11, 2012 at 9:38 pm

excuse me lemonjello redenbacher? whats ur name?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 12, 2012 at 8:27 am

You’re excused. It’s Lemonjello. And what the fuck difference does that make? Because I had shitty parents who named me after a delicious dessert gelatin, everyone else should name their kids stupid stuff? 2,000 wrongs don’t make a right.

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blaah February 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm

ooohhhh my days, who gives a shit, its a foooooking name. just because someone is called it doesn’t mean they are or have to act a certain way. And i pretty sure i make more money than you and your piece of cap website and my names Declan.

P.s mind your own business about what people call their children, they will do what ever the FUCK they wanna do!!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm

You’re on my site, so you can kindly go mind YOUR own business.

P.S. Your name is still fucking awful.

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Jack Mayhoffer February 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Hi, my name is Jack and I think it’s wrong to make fun of people’s names. Have a nice day.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Thanks Jack! What a sweet fella you must be!

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Mike Hunt February 29, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I agree with Jack. Take care and God bless!

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declan March 25, 2012 at 12:57 am

fuck you fouckers

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declan March 25, 2012 at 12:59 am

declan is a cool name any of you out there who doesn’t think so go fuck yourself

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Anonymous April 19, 2015 at 8:13 pm

ya go fuck yourself

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mr coolskin March 25, 2012 at 1:05 am

dont make fun of ppl cause of there names you ppl out there who dont like the name declan fuck yourself its a cool name and if you hate it your a fucken poohead im shour you have worse names hahahaha from mr coolskin in your dirty face

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 27, 2012 at 10:19 am

Judging from the construction/grammar/spelling of this sentence, there are so, so, so many other, more important things you should be worrying about than a stupid names site.

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Anonymous April 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

this is the dumbest website that I have ever seen/found. I agree that there are names out there that I would never dream of naming my kids, how ever I am not one to put people down or make fun of people based on there names. Declan is a real name that has meaning. We will be naming our son this is a few weeks, I know some people dont like the name but oh well, have your own kids and name them whatever you want…………….

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Well, now — aren’t YOU little Miss “I’d never stoop that low!”

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ejswitz April 29, 2012 at 1:28 pm

this is the dumbest website that I have ever seen/found. I agree that there are names out there that I would never dream of naming my kids, how ever I am not one to put people down or make fun of people based on there names. Declan is a real name that has meaning. We will be naming our son this is a few weeks, I know some people dont like the name but oh well, have your own kids and name them whatever you want…………….

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MY NAME IS DECLAN May 14, 2012 at 9:42 am

i tink meh nam is well gd man, you shd fuk off u coont!!!!!!!!1111oneone11!!! go fook urself u uglie mofo!!!11!!111

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 31, 2012 at 2:17 pm

And there you have it, folks.

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Gotyefan101 June 8, 2012 at 1:39 am

Dear Lemonjello Redenbacher,
I have read many of your polls where peoples names have been spelt ridiculously and I find that quite funny. But when I read this one… One of my best (and retarded, but still best) friends name is declan and he was deeply affended by what you have said here. I wont repeat what he called you.
i respect your opinion, I just wanted to point out you are offending some people who have read your site.
Sincerely,
Gotyefan101

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2012 at 6:15 am

As a Gotye fan, you offend me more than I could ever possibly offend anyone by talking about their name.

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Gotyefan101 June 8, 2012 at 1:48 am

Dear Lemonjello (again)
Put your on flippin name on this site, idiot.
Gotyefan101

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Declan August 10, 2012 at 2:30 am

Who cares about peoples names. You’re all faggots, especially you Lemonjello redenbacher. So f*** off. what do you do all day anyway. Your the only person whos commented all of the time. get a life loser.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher August 10, 2012 at 6:22 am

It’s my website you dumb fuck.

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Declan August 11, 2012 at 5:45 pm

r u a gay grammar nazi. do you even know what u or r actually means. you sound so sad when you say “well there you have it folks, i have no mates”. do u have anyone that slightly likes you. has anyone ever said “i love you LEMONJELLO because u have such a retarded name”

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 4, 2012 at 8:45 am

All kidding aside – this makes absolutely no sense. Seriously – none whatsoever.

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Encyclopedia Brown September 25, 2012 at 12:13 pm

I like the name Declan. Just named my son it. I couldn’t care less about anyone else liking it. I am curious though how the names Braden/Brayden and Jayden/Jaden are not on your list Mr. Blackanddecker.

Seriously Braden and Jayden are the current kings of stupid kid names. I have yet to meet one Brayden/Jayden who wasn’t the son of a morbidly obese, fat pig, chain smoking, single welfare mom who thought she was the most creative person ever to walk the planet because she thought to name her son one of these dumbass names.

Put them on the list!

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Encyclopedia Brown September 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I’ve been perusing the list of names and you’re missing an awful lot of names that ought to be on list Mr. Bananapudding Peckerwacker.

How about these

Amber
Riley, Reilly, Rieley
Brody
Mason
Logan
Giddeon
McKayla
McKenna
Madison
Barack

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Ryan October 9, 2012 at 3:35 am

Declan must mean “has stick up ass.” Who gives a shit if some stranger thinks your name is shitty? If you’re that easily offended, you should probably never use the internet, watch television, or even leave the house. Crybaby motherfuckers.

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lawrence anderson October 11, 2012 at 12:26 pm

i love the name declan. if i weren’t homosexual, i would like to have a son. named declan anderson. declan arthur anderson.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I’m not sure where you live, but were you aware that homosexuals ARE allowed to have kids these days? It’s true – 2012. Look it up!

Anyway – if you plan on naming him Declan, I guess I’m glad that you aren’t planning on having a kid.

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Doyouliveunderarock? October 22, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Declan is a great name. It has strong roots in history and it’s a meaningful name. If you take ANY name that exists you will be able to associate it with another word that sounds like it. There are only 26 letters in the alphabet you fool! Declan has a strong sound like Jack, Patrick, Max, and Michael. Strong names should never be cut down!!
Oh and what kind of name is Redenbacher? obviously you didn’t think too much about your name if you picked it out of your shallow ass….and if it’s your given name…You are a shame to the Redenbacher family for your waste as a human being to spend so much time writing such crap on the internet. Your opinions SUCK! I am so glad i just stumbled upon this site because I was able to get my frustration of not having a recent cup of coffee, out on you and your pathetic way of spending your time. Get a life in “real life” LEMONJELLO!!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 29, 2012 at 7:50 am

Sigh…

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Jordan November 23, 2012 at 4:44 am

I like the name declan what do you know about names, was something done to you in the passed. Declan is not the worst name ive ever heard so back off

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 23, 2012 at 6:29 am

Well, I know that Declan is an incredibly shitty name, so there’s that. I’m not sure what you mean with the rest of your butchered sentences.

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Anonymous November 2, 2014 at 4:55 pm

You are a cunt!!!!!

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Declan Chellar December 31, 2012 at 2:37 pm

For the past twenty years or so, all babies named Declan have been named after me, rather than some saint. The religious connection is therefore severed. Although there is a Saint Declan in Catholic mythology, it’s probably a pre-Christian name, or rather the Gaelic original was (Déaglán).

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 2, 2013 at 7:29 am

Possibly my favorite comment on Stupid Kid Names ever. Kudos to you!

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Declan Kelly January 12, 2013 at 1:22 am

Hey, what’s your problem! Look at a mirror if you want to find fault with people.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 12, 2013 at 7:42 am

Tried that – found no faults. Moved on to you assholes.

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Jeremy January 16, 2013 at 11:31 pm

Eh. I don’t mind this one so much.

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RandomBystander January 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Heyy, I think Declan is an okay name, not the worst, but not the best. I also think that of Lemonjello. They are unique names so shut the hell up and get a life.

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fuckgfdsyou January 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

what is your name asshole, chris or bob or dicksuckingfaggot?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 14, 2013 at 9:44 am

It’s actually chrisbobdicksuckingfaggot.

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Haa. February 8, 2013 at 2:52 am

I bet a girl named Declan fucked your girlfriend and you can’t take it.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher February 14, 2013 at 9:42 am

I’m married – but if girl named Declan wanted to fuck my wife, well then, I guess Declan wouldn’t be such a bad name after all.

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Kat. October 30, 2013 at 10:27 am

Hm. So you don’t like the name Declan because its religious…? I’m agnostic, and my sons’ name is Declan. I like it because of its meaning and its not exactly popular in the US. Ya’know…Like the world needs another Jacob or Bella, or Edward. But I know you’re gunna have something trollish to say.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 5, 2013 at 2:55 pm

No, Kat – I don’t like the name because it sucks. The religious part just makes it even worse.

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declan October 31, 2013 at 5:25 am

i don’t like my name

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 5, 2013 at 2:54 pm

Me neither.

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DECLAN March 3, 2014 at 5:08 pm

What the heck i think Declan is a very sexy name…you guys just dont know how amazing this name is. IRISH POWER

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Hyena of Ice August 30, 2014 at 9:32 pm

I guess Declan is one of those names that works great in the UK but is a bad idea on this side of the pond. That’s probably the case with a lot of Irish and Gaelic names (esp. the Gaelic names– the romanization of the Celtic languages is horrendous. The guy who came up with the Gaelic/etc. spelling rules must have been on ergotamine.)

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A Declan's girlfriend September 14, 2014 at 6:04 am

Well I know the fucking sexiest man in the world and his name is Declan and he will always be mine, so sorry this one is permanently taken for life. We live in Australia so i think it is just the weird place from wherever you odd people are from that thinks that it is stupid.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 14, 2014 at 9:46 pm

He’s probably not the sexiest man alive, but if he is, he’s probably fucking several other women other than you, in which case he’s not truly yours even temporarily, let alone permanently. Australian girls are hot. You don’t think the sexiest man alive is going to waste all his tail-pulling ability on just you? Of course he isn’t. Where is he right now? You should look through his phone while he’s sleeping.

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Declanimal September 19, 2014 at 7:57 pm

Declan is a strong, solid name. You are a complete tulip. Time to move out of your mom’s basement and renew your expired bus pass you donkey. You should be embarassed with the halfass chirps and comebacks on this page. Figure it out ok? You muk muk.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 20, 2014 at 7:15 am

I’ve gotta hand it to you Declan – I’ve never been called a tulip, a donkey and a muk muk all in the same paragraph.

Still beats being called Declan, though.

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Declan September 21, 2014 at 5:27 pm

my name is Declan and i fucking hate religion but you assume that all people named Declan are religious you self centered cunt and i may not always like the name Declan but at the end of the day i bet you have some common cunts name that you associate with little cunts that need to be shot in the back of the head like a piece of shit you are

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 22, 2014 at 7:16 am

Well, unless you shit yourself out and then named yourself, I was more referring to your parents being the religious ones, since they presumably named you. Although I’m not sure – it could have been a pack of mildly-retarded wolves that named you with a name like this.

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Dec Browne November 7, 2014 at 5:28 pm

I find the name Declan sort of babyish and silly and boy, am I sad it’s my name. I have to shorten it to Dec. And would you believe I don’t live in America but live in Australia and still hate it. I get really annoyed when kids at my school who aren’t with me often call me Declan. I thought the reason Mum and Dad called me that is because they thought I would be a baby all my life.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 10, 2014 at 9:36 am

You’re one of the few sane Declans I have heard from, Dec. Sorry you have to live with that shit.

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Me November 25, 2014 at 12:32 pm

Declan is an awesome name!

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Kelsi November 25, 2014 at 12:33 pm

I love the name Declan! Very strong masculine name

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Decs_TW June 30, 2015 at 3:42 am

I hate it when people make fun of my name they call me Dicklan

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Decmark11@gmail.com July 27, 2015 at 4:21 pm

My name is Declan and I don’t believe in God, nor do my parents, I’m called Declan because my mum wanted to give me a name beginning with d

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 31, 2015 at 8:52 am

There’s some god damned honesty for you, folks! Thanks, Declan – I appreciate that.

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Declan February 4, 2016 at 4:19 pm

Kill yourself… x

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 4, 2016 at 1:56 pm

Nope!

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Anonymous May 31, 2016 at 10:11 am

ATHEIST SHIT! Stop hating and get a life, wait never mind, you probably are dead! shit bag!

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 16, 2016 at 12:46 pm

Nope – still alive!

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Waffle June 1, 2016 at 2:46 pm

I think there is better ways to make money then making fun of people’s names.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 16, 2016 at 12:45 pm

I don’t

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