Seven

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 28, 2009

I swear to God I did not make this up.  Here — see for yourself.

I believe there was a kid named a number on some TV show in the 80s.  And that, my friends, is where shit like this belongs — in TV Land.

That being said, if you are going to name your kid after a number, why not go with a larger number, like Million?  Fuck it — go with Trillion!  Or even Googleplex!

Oh shit…now I’m scared to look, but I bet there’s already a Google running around out there…

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David August 9, 2011 at 3:20 am

And David Beckham has given their latest bastard spawn that as a middle name

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Katie September 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Hey; maybe the next will be Threepointonefouronefiveninetwosixfive! Oh and of course, the nickname will be ‘Pi’.

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rochelle October 1, 2011 at 7:11 pm

And today, Seven Smith is turning… seven! Congratulations, Seven!

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Sean January 11, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Haha seinfeild much????

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 12, 2012 at 8:28 am

What does that even mean, Sean?

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Jeremy January 16, 2013 at 11:38 pm

I fucking hate this name! It’s right up there with Kayla, Jayden, and Tiffany as my most hated names ever.

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Leah October 18, 2013 at 8:27 am

Hah. I think these parents need to stop taking baby name advice from George Costanza.

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