Danger

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 26, 2009

Here’s an example of a husband being a fucking idiot.  According to this reasonable, yet not nearly influential enough lady, her husband heard that some celebrity gave his kid the middle name “Danger”, so now he must do the same.

If you are old enough to be planning a family, you should know better than to name your kid something just because a celebrity did.  Especially, as is the case here, if that celebrity is a punk rock musician.  Grow up, asshole — you’re about to be a father.

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Scarlett Fitch May 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm

That was Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day (my all time fave band and general fave dude) Billie can call his kid that because a) he is filthy rich. b) he is a punk rocker and can do what he likes. c) the kid’s first name is Jacob, perfectly reasonable. I’m willing to bet, however, that this idiot is none of those things.

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Allan Smythee November 6, 2015 at 12:48 pm

Dated Movie reference: “Danger is my MIDDLE name.”

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